Fairy the Farting Unicorn

Fairy is a unicorn.

Now, that's not so strange.

But her powerful farts,

Please avoid at close range.

Her farts are a burst

Of pink rainbow dust.

But run away fast,

If she lets one bust.

Check out all the Farting adventures books:

Fairy the Farting Unicorn

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

Farting Without You is Like

Pete the Pooting Pufferfish

Taylor the Tooting Turkey

Frank the Farting Flamingo

Fritz the Farting Reindeer

Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin

Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for ages 0-100+!